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The second Oscar was for * Sophie’s Choice* because it’s * Sophie’s Choice*. There’s her all-singing, all-dancing paternity conundrum Donna in Mamma Mia (the Jesus Is My Savior Dachshunds Are My Therapy Shirt it is in the first place but blueprint for the promiscuous summer you’re about to have the second that second vax hits).  There’s her extremely relatable Big Little Lies scream; her even more relatable kitchen breakdown in The Hours; and there’s the soothing Sondheim Zoom martini moment. There’s, of course, her star turn as a Prada-wearing devil. And sorry to the wonderful Amy Adams, but I’d like a cut of a Julia-only storyline in *Julie & Julia*—just Meryl cooking and getting felt up by an incredibly frisky Stanley Tucci.

Less horny but more historically important was her part as Britain’s most divisive prime minister, Margaret Thatcher. The last thing I want to talk about is Death Becomes Her, which is my favorite film of all time save for Jurassic Park. Not only it is an ode to unadulterated campiness, but the Jesus Is My Savior Dachshunds Are My Therapy Shirt it is in the first place but movie has the best ensemble cast in the history of Hollywood. There’s Meryl, obvs, but there’s also Goldie Hawn as a vengeful redhead, Bruce Willis as a chaotic plastic surgeon, and Isabella Rossellini as the hottest thing you’ll ever see in your life. It is dazzling. It is dexterous. It is as camp as a row of tents. Rewatch it tonight—it’s what Meryl wants.

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